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Sex: female
Age: 21
Location: Under a mushroom, Glendale, Arizona, United States
Orientation: Pansexual
Admires: KaylahRae
Rating: 9.66
Rating points: 2540
Member since: September 21, 2013
Last logged in: April 28, 2017, 05:22pm
Occupation: Cannabis Photographer/Social Media Coordinator/Delivery Peep
Account Status: Free Account
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Hello ghosts and ghouls! My name is JessicaMae~

Friends and loved ones call me Kitty. For these simple reasons: I feel like I self identify with cats...I can meow like a cat. They are, above all, my favourite animal. I also feed anywhere between 15 to almost 30 stray cats on a daily (well, nightly) basis :D

I'm about 5 feet tall, and plus size. Am smoll and chubs.

I'm genderqueer, non-binary. (they/them pronouns, please) pansexual, demisexual and my relationship status is, for lack of better words, complicated.

I am still working on myself as a person, so please take your rude comments and judgmental words elsewhere.

AKA: If you don't like what you see, don't fuckin' look at me. (:

I was born on April 26th. I'm a Taurus!

I currently work at a (new) MMJ delivery service (if you're in AZ please check us out on Weedmaps!)

Totally random bullshit about me:
Besides my ears, I only have my dahlias bites. I shave my eyebrows off and don't draw them back on. I (sadly) only have two tattoos; both of which I got in late 2010. I like dislike visual chaos, I like my room/space to be very neat and orderly. I liked Fall Out Boy before (and after) haitus. I can eat an ungodly amount of cheese and suffer absolutely no consequences. The smell of rain relaxes me, so does the sound of a distant train. I will wake up in the dead of night if I smell good food. I love to sleep, I envy my younger self for getting naps throughout the day. I love candles because when I was younger my mother always had candles lit throughout the house. I'm a very picky reader, so besides any manga I literally have like 3 favourite books/series. Spencer's is the only reason I even think about the mall. InuYasha was the first anime I ever watched and completed, shortly after was FullMetal Alchemist. I prefer the old school vidya games over the newer shit, but there are a select few I play. I collect mushrooms and the skulls of my enemies. I prefer conversations that make me think rather than small talk. I believe I'm an old soul. I'm trying to open my mind to bigger and better things, so if anything I'd label myself as "Spiritual". I prefer smoking out of bongs over basically anything, but my second choice would be a bubbler.(I really don't understand everyone's love of blunts, they're overrated...)

I have this thing where I give wonderful advice that no one, not even myself, listens to.

Kinda serious shit about me:
My mother passed away shortly after I turned 14. My eldest sister followed when I was 16. The relationship I have with my father is, for lack of better words, distressing. I have carpal tunnel syndrome in both my hands and wrists. I suffer from bipolar-depression, borderline personality disorder, social anxiety and PTSD(car accident)

My Fave Movies:
50 First Dates, Alice in Wonderland(Original and Tim Burton's), Back to The Future, Bad Grandpa, Batman(1989) & Batman Returns(1992), Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride, Dazed and Confused, Edward Scissorhands, Fritz The Cat, Grandma's Boy, Howl's Moving Castle, Inception, Mean Girls, Nightmare on Elm Street, Paprika, The Craft, The Crow, The Day After Tomorrow, The Secret Life of Arriety, Tokyo Godfathers, Zombieland, 10 Things I Hate About You

My Fave Video Games:
Super Mario World & Super Mario All Stars (Super Nintendo), Sonic (Sega Genesis) Crash Bandicoot(PS1), Spryo the Dragon(PS1), Animal Crossing(from the original on Gamecube to New Leaf on the 3DS), The Sims 3(PC), Pokemon(I stopped playing after Diamond and Pearl, but I play Pokemon Go and I LOVE it), Grand Theft Auto 5(Literally obsessed!(Xbox360/One)), Saints Row 3 & 4, Prototype 1 & 2, Left 4 Dead 1 & 2, Borderlands 1 & 2...

*Fave TV Shows/Anime Series & Book/ Manga Series will be listed soon...

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I swear like a sailor, but I have manners, bitch.

I'm so blunt, you could smoke me.

Xbox GT: StonerKitty426

Tumblr: Stoner-Kitty

If you want to know something else, ask; if you never try then you'll never know.


90's cartoons, anime, Astrology, Astronomy, Ben & Jerry's ice cream, Bic lighters, black lights, blue raspberry flavoured stuff(candy, slushies, etc), body modifications (tattoos, piercings, colourful hair, scarification, etc) bonfires, cats, cake, camping, candles, candy, cannabis, cartoons, cheese, cherries, chubby small animals, cold rooms, colouring, conversations that leave me mentally stimulated, cotton candy anything, cucumber scented anything, cuddling, cupcakes, dabs, DD/LG, ducks, Edgar Allan Poe, feminism, Foamy the Squirrel, forehead kisses, foxes, free wifi, frozen grapes, garlic, genuine people, glitter, goth/steam punk style, green eyes, H2o, hemp lotion, hotboxing, Hulu, incense, inside jokes, knives/swords, laughing, lazy days, LGBTQ+ , long phone calls, long/deep conversation, loud/good Music, mac n Cheese, manga, midnight walks/car rides, the moon, mushrooms, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, nature, neck kisses, neon colors, Netflix, new friends, night time, old friends, parked car conversations, photography, pizza, pixel art, peanut butter cookies, poetry, Pokémon(Gen 5 and before)/Pokémon Go, rain(listening to it, watching it, being in it), rainbows, Ramen, Shakespeare, singing, sleeping, sleeping in, small talk, strobe/Colourful lights, tacos, tea, texting, the English spelling of "colour" and "favourite" over the American- English "color" and "favorite", the sky, Tumblr, Twitter, video games, when cats purr, zongs, 8bit/16bit art/pictures
Abuse of any kind (emotional, physical, psychological, sexual, or verbal) Animal cruelty, Arizona's heat, Arrogant people, Backstabbers, Beer, Being harassed, Bible thumpers, Blueberry anything (except muffins), Chapped lips, Country music, Direct sunlight, Donald Trump, Females who come on VF just because they "like emos and goths", Females who call themselves "Kitty" but have no real reason to have said nickname. Green apple flavoured candy, Getting my hopes up and having them crushed down like an avalanche, Guys who always want to "cuddle", Hangovers, Homophobia, Ignorance, Insects, Leather car seats, Liars, Most cops, People who have a foot fetish, People who prefer blunts over anything...why?? Racism, Redbull, Sexism, School, Sour things, Wet hair, White lighters, When people read my messages and have the audacity to not reply ._.
Favorite Music:
ABK, AMB, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Bob Marley, Boondox, Brotha Lych Hung, Bullet for My Valentine, Coldplay, Daft Punk, Dark Lotus, David Bowie, Deadmau5, Disturbed, FALL OUT BOY, Godsmack, Gorillaz, Hollywood Undead, Infected Mushroom, Insane Clown Posse, Kendrick Lamar, Kid Crusher, Kid Cudi, Korn, Kottonmouth Kings, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, M.I.A., Marilyn Manson, MGMT, Mindless Slef Indulgence, My Chemical Romance, Nine Inch Nails, Notorious B.I.G., Papa Roach, Paramore, Passion Pit, Potluck, Pink Floyd, Rise Against, Shinedown, Simple Plan, Skillet, Slipknot, Snoop Dogg, Swollen Members, T.a.T.u, Tech N9ne, TWIZTID, The Beatles, The Fray, The Killers, Three Days Grace, Tyler The Creator, Wiz Khalifa
Homepage: http://www.weedmaps.com/deliveries/dab-on-time

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